May 14, 2020: Emerson Weber, to whom I've been alerted by multiple people as my younger (11 year old!) spirit animal, quite naturally, got a letter. She has a whole care/of system set up at her local post office, like true royalty. Google her if you haven't - she has her own personal Mr. McFeely in her local letter carrier, Doug, and she is being an absolute heroine about it. I will admit to feeling slightly jealous that the USPS has sent her official swag, but won't deny that she deserves it.